Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 22, 2016

Some people, who shall remain unnamed, do their Thanksgiving shopping at the 99¢ Store.

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

No, REALLY… Where are you going to be for Thanksgiving?

OK, one again, Tony doesn’t believe us…..

I mean he really doesn’t believe us.

Cos his question, for the 3rd or 4th time this week….

only more emphatically now … is

“No, REALLY… Where are you going to be for Thanksgiving?”

OK, Tony…..

I’m going to be HERE.

Right here on Planet Earth.

Terra.

3rd planet from Sol.

OK…. not exactly “here” ……

but about 3 miles north and half a block east of where I’m sitting now.

X …. gosh, who would do that?

@Tony

Right where I am now.

Oops… Tigressy……

you must have posted the question while I was typing all that.

Sorry, I know that means you got there first,

but I hope you don’t mind my leaving mine up anyway so I don’t lose all the rest of it.

Lets see…….??? I think I will be across the street at my brother’s house!!! And rolling back after!!!

A Thanksgiving budget? Just ask everyone to bring a side dish. Or make one or two less side dishes yourself. Bake a slightly smaller turkey.

@Tony

I’m from Canada. We had our Thanksgiving over a month ago, at the cabin.

Normally, we do as Shiri does; the hostess makes the main dish and everybody else brings something. This year, Hubby and I both have nasty colds, and with two brand new great-grands, we’re staying home.

@Tony:

At my nephew’s home, just like last year.

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Cutting down on the budget?

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Well I’ll be on old Terra Firma as usual. But if I couldn’t be here I wouldn’t mind spending Thanksgiving on Tralfamadore (as long as Montana is there too)

Spending Thanksgiving and the weekend at our daughter’s. She lives in even more Northern Idaho than we do. We may just get snowed in. We will be enjoying Mr. Thanksgiving – the turkey she raised and then did in.

Somewhere around the Milky Way.

My ideal Thanksgiving would cost about $15. Order a pizza from Papa Murphy & cook it up on Thanksgiving day. Ignore family.