Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 23, 2016

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    NO-OOO—-OOoooo!!

     

    This has to be a joke…

     

    I mean…. it’s just a cartoon, right?

     

    Right??

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Oh no…. (gulp.)

     

    This is Tony’s question…

    (sniffle)

     

    “It’s funny, ‘cus it’s true, right?”

     

    omg……

    nooooooooo…….

    Say it ain’t so, Tony…….

     

    Say, is this like…. you know… with Tinkerbelle or something…..

    I mean, maybe if we all start clapping……

    clap * * clap… *
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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Not to worry; Trump’s plan is to create a nuclear winter.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    sniffle…

    thanks Tigressy…..

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    Tigressy  almost 8 years ago

    You’re welcome!

    And don’t listen to that naughty Ryan – there will only be a piece of coal in that specific stocking!

    (OK – that might come in quite handy in a nuclear winter..)

    Happy Holidays!

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    Knightman Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Actually Santa and the elves moves to Canada!!!Merry Christmas folks!!!

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    jbmlaw01  almost 8 years ago

    The only people worried about global warming are the coastal leftists who want the rest of us to sacrifice for the sake of their beach front investments.

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    jbmlaw01  almost 8 years ago

    Christmas here in Atlanta will be in the 60s. Viva global warming!

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    ladykat  almost 8 years ago

    @Tony

    Well, sir, I hope you’’re pleased with yourself, you made Susan cry.

    And, unfortunately, it seems to be coming true, the North pole is slowly melting. I don’t think Santa is in too much trouble, though, he’s magic.

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    russ5419  almost 8 years ago

    Give me a break !!!

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    He off-shored most production to China. The elves went to Cancun. The big guy & his deer can fly. No worries.

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    jeffbacon12357  almost 8 years ago

    Next year Santa will be traveling the world on Christmas Eve in a mega-yacht instead of that tired old sleigh.

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    euvnrutas  almost 8 years ago

    Yes. Sell that fear… Package it. Own it. Make other people pay dearly for believing it.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    Balderdash!

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    John Wiley Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    “An Inconvenient Truth” came out in 2006. Can anyone point out any of Al Gore’s ten-year predictions that have come true?

    “Earth in the Balance” came out in 1992. Extra credit if you can find a fully accurate prediction in that one.

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    craigwestlake  almost 8 years ago

    Oh NO! If Santa’s gone we’ll have to back to celebrating Jesus…

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    Roadrunner Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Either an underwater volcano is heating up Pacific ocean or the latest theory is that there is a high pressure ridge that allows sun to heat the Pacific and that in turn effects the El Nino and La Ninia effects: something is heating the Pacific, just what is still debatable; average sun temps are averaging higher, but all we have to go on is physical observations of the 11 year solar cycle, but we have not been around long enough to understand how earth and sun cycles influence weather; lots of recent volcanic activity belching up massive amounts of greenhouse gases; in other words, Global warming caused by human activity is still a theory; massive methane releases in Atlantic and who knows what else we have yet to discover. Let’s see: flat earth, demon possession caused all diseases, sun is the center of the solar system, and on and on: our science is still in its infancy. Fact, humanity is yet primitive and so is our scientific knowledge.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    That’s all right. Amazon delivers, too. Free second day, if you have Prime….

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 8 years ago

    Santa knew it already, he left for Antarctica in 1904. He has lousy neighbors starting in 1938 from Germans of the Third Reich not too far distant from Christmas town have their underground facilities. His town is protected by a holographic overlay but it isn’t a force field so when the Admiral Byrd military expedition came in 1946, to locate the Nazi research base, found it and after fighting them lost and left early. Christmas Town had some damage. They were not seen, but several wild shots came down near them.

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