Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 07, 2017

You’d think Pete would have learned from the last time.

@Tony Re: Twitter,

Hope you’re not trying to secure anything valuable with those padlocks.

This is interesting. We saw this same strip (with different coloring) on February 21. Does this mean Rubino and Markstein think we have short term memory issues, or do they suffer from it themselves?

Tony asked, about 8 hours ago

Do you change your own oil?

Don’t distract from the fact that you ran the same lines with slightly different artwork only a few weeks ago.

This isn’t a presidency!

Btw: I’m not a robot, but if I were – NO.

Too risky; one could get stuck in mid-change and end up like the Tin-Man from Oz.

Do you change your own oil?Not unless I have to. When I was younger, yes.

No, I have people who do that for me.

Same lines from Feb. 21. It must be a test to see how many people read the strip.

I used to change my own oil. I now have a car that you have to remove the skid plate to get to the oil filter. So no.

Different topic. Does anyone know what the heart button does? I opened the link and guess where it took me? The GC home page. WTH?

“Shut up”, I explained. Ring Lardner, I think.

Has anybody seen Susan Sunshine lately? I hope she hasn’t been banned again.

And, Tony, I don’t own a car so no oil changes for me.

I’ve never changed oil in my life. I’m with GROG – I have people to do that.

I used to do all my own engine work back in the day when you lifted the hood (bonnet in the UK) and could actually see the ground below it. Now everything is jammed so tight and complicated you practically need a professional to fill your window washer fluid reservoir.

Hi all… Thanks for asking about me.

I’m working in a polling place for an election. It’s a sixteen hour day, and I had to get up before I usually go to bed.

So I didn’t comment last night, and only get a moment on my phone, here or there through the day.

But AFAIK, I’m not banned… of course, if you don’t see this, let me know!

I don’t remember much but I remember this strip. No, Tony I do not change my own oil, usually Wal-Mart employees do it for me.