Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 14, 2017

gee, what was the lad’s first clue even before he asked his old man?

Tony asked, about 14 hours ago

Are you a mooch?

Buy me a dinner and I’ll answer the question.

Could have saved a few words and just answered Spork.

Elliot refers to Peter as “poor sap”?

You gonna eat all that?

No I am not a moocher. But I heard of a Mini the Moocher!!!

Who, me?

Spork would also qualify as a freeloader. As for Tony’s question, no I am not a mooch.

I felt yesterday’s was a repeat, but I know today’s is. I just need to find when it first appeared. Don’t get me wrong though, I love this strip, and today’s is relatable because of my already-out-of-school kids who keep mooching off of us.

Don’t worry Elliot, you’re still a kid so you get a pass.

Spork would be the freeloader…

You are an acceptable mooch kiddo. Until you are finished with college or turn 18 you can’t be counted as a mooch.