Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 29, 2017

Who says you cannot embrace other cultures?

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Do you have issues?

Who doesn’t? – But not that one; we can’t light candles here because of our “feral” cat.

One: candelabrum. Two or more: candelabra.

Issues??? Sure a few comicbooks here and there!!! Depends which comic you like to read. Been at it since I was 8 or so!!!

Issues? Everybody has issues.

Yes, I have issues. Mostly stupid people.

Oh yeah. Keep him out of the candle shoppes.

@ Tony:

Yes, I have issues — of puzzle magazines and comic books! But I hope you all won’t take issue with me for asking today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

How’s your impulse control?

Back issues.

Now he’s gonna go out buy a piano for candelabrum.

And I’m told I have issues, but that’s their problem.

Liberace in the comics! Who’s next, Tony Curtis?