Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 14, 2018

“Hey, pal,” says the guy on whose lap she’s sitting, “mind taking care of the cheque?” “Sure,” sarcastically replies Spork, “no problem.”

I think Spork should consider DnD*

*(No, not Dungeons and Dragons, Dine and Dash).

X_Tech… are you unfairly reading the questions and not posting them…..

or are you just psychic?

Cos…. Tony’s question for today is…

“What do you think?”

And once again, you have answered it before it was posted!

As for your answer, though…..

Yeah, right…. cos Spork needs to add a little jail time to his resume…. just to tone down his brilliant employment history.

You know… so he won’t look overqualified for every job he applies for.

Meanwhile… what I  think is…

would you expect any different kind of behavior from a woman who would even consider going out with Spork?

She’s gotta be a low-life, or crazy, or possibly just not bright enough to get it.

“Yes; you’re right. Bye! – Oh, by the way: I ordered us some champagne…”

Together? …at the same time?…the same person?

Think? I try not to…. it hurts

Just ask for separate checks.

I think it’s time to stick a spork in him. He’s done.

Tony, it’s Sunday morning, I am munching on a cinnamon roll and my mind is completely empty of thoughts.

How do you know when a relationship is done? Put a Spork in it.