Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 22, 2018

typical

Pretty obvious QOTD: Do you concentrate?

I try sometimes, but it hurts, so not too often.

Old joke.

#YMBAR

I can concentrate for up to a minute (on a good day).

Usually told as a blonde joke.

Spork isn’t physically blonde…. but he’s suitable, being a proverbial blonde on the inside.

Another version:

“I got fired from the orange juice factory today.”

“Why?”

“I just couldn’t concentrate.”

Then worker at the juice plant who couldn’t concentrate also got into a fight shortly afterwards and was beaten to a pulp!

Gee, If he concentrates any harder his brain will explode!!!

When I have to.

SQUIRREL!!

For a minute.

If he concentrated for a minute, it would be a Minute Maid.

So I guess he is in the focus group?

…

…um…

Yeah.

Someone is channeling Jeff Foxworthy!