Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 19, 2019

In the title panel, does that one red arrow look like it’s going from Medford, Oregon to Stevensville, Montana?

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Travel much?

Not as much as I’d like to.

I might if they ever came up with a transporter.

When we were kids, our dad regularly said, “We’re not lost. We’re having an adventure.”

I have a total of around 9000 miles on my bikes. If I had rode that in a straight line, I would’ve just crossed the Equator.

Yeah!!! Down the street and such!!!

Exactly.

I hope they’re not trying to get to Millinocket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIJBUZm1HoY

Probably used his GPS.

I was taught to set up borders around my trip. Learn the major roads around where I am going, and if I hit one of them, I’ve gone too far.

The problem is you can’t get where you want to go from where you are. AKA: you can’t get there from here.