Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 31, 2019

thanks for the heads up

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Pick it up or put it down?

As long as there’s a chance of survival: the former, of course.

If it’s already dead: there’s no need to put it down then, is there?

Or is he talking about Halloween candy? Elliot impersonating Hentai Kamen? – Not very family-comic-like, agreed.

I won’t ever become a parent no we no how!

No kids but sometimes I have to remind myself where to put my underpants.

Its like flipping a coin, up or down!!!

My husband said his mom made a rule that there was to be no singing at the table. I asked him why she’d make a silly rule like that since the kids and I would sing our way through the day. One day, I understood the rule. Parents end up having to say very odd things.

OMD. Soooo true. And to answer the question, yes

THIS IS SO TRUE!

Like you never thought of those things as a kid.

My wife’s favourite thing she ever had to say to one of our kids:

Don’t bite the toilet seat!