Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 25, 2020

Think before you open your mouth.

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago

Are you a team player?

Oh yes; my ideas get stolen frequently.

And no “I” in team. But there’s a “me” in there.

Is “Daddy’s Home” related to “Adam @ Home”? The probably originally came from the Liverpool Home’s family.

Depends on which team you are talking about!!!

There is no “I” in “Shortstop”.

Smile when you use a bad simile.

In the Dunkin’ Donuts that is life, Pete is a half-full pot of decaf that’s been standing for a couple of hours.

There’s no “I” in idiot, wait…..never mind.

Next you’ll be saying there’s no “p” in “swimming”.

Has anyone seen a brain around here, Peter has apparently lost his.