Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 20, 2021

one wonders

Just do what I do, “send” the unwanted emails to your spam/junk folder and then promptly delete them!!

/SMIRK/

Tony’s QOTD: Too many emails?

Yeah, but it’s my own fault for signing up for email newsletters to get a 10% discount.

No it’s not wrong, it’s just the right thing to do!

Back in the early 80s I had to pretend I was moving to Germany to get out of my Columbia Record Club membership.

I just delete as they come up, if they are not important enough for me!!!

You own the apparatus. Do what needs doing. (“Shift/a, then delete”)

Yes….

I doubt being dead would significantly decrease the email rate for the foreseeable futuer

OTOH, reading you emails is preferable to dealing with Stan.