Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 27, 2021

Tony asked, about 3 hours ago to a different strip

Did you hear me the first time?

Nope; I’ve only been here a few years.

Surely you chess!

Wha? When?

Might as well call it a knight.

And there you have a great answer! Ain’t it!

What??

Does he know how to play — oh, I don’t know — Chinese checkers or even backgammon? I think I (emphasis on “I”) know the former, but not the latter.

See, he forgot already.