One of three Christmas presents I remember getting specifically from Dad – not from both Mom and Dad – was an umbrella. Others were a briefcase to replace one I’d worn out, and a calendar of cat puns on old movies (I liked cats better than his allergy did, but we both loved puns and old movies).
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
he will be a chimpanzee if he keeps pressing the button in order to close the contraption
Tigressy about 3 years ago
Tony asked, about 6 hours ago
Monkey around much?
Add a wrench and you have a very versatile tool.
cdward about 3 years ago
But will he use it……?
Tigressy about 3 years ago
Paint it red and add a “Do not push!” sign…
Knightman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Monkey see, monkey do!!!
well-i-never about 3 years ago
Evidence please?
JPuzzleWhiz about 3 years ago
Maybe not, Elliot, but you sure do engage in a lot of “monkey business”!
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Says the guy who can barely dress himself……
Plods with ...™ about 3 years ago
Yep
John9 about 3 years ago
Right, because the chimp wouldn’t need me to explain it.
j.l.farmer about 3 years ago
some chimps can be taught to do things or they figure them out on their own.
KEA about 3 years ago
I think the kid missed the sarcasm
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
You forgot to tell him about the strap that’s snapped on, oh and closure instructions.
gcarlson about 3 years ago
One of three Christmas presents I remember getting specifically from Dad – not from both Mom and Dad – was an umbrella. Others were a briefcase to replace one I’d worn out, and a calendar of cat puns on old movies (I liked cats better than his allergy did, but we both loved puns and old movies).
dpatrickryan Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’ll say. I have two teenaged sons. Chimpanzees are cleaner… quieter… probably smarter…
mikeywilly about 3 years ago
“I’m a kid, not a chimpanzee.” " And your point is? ….’