Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 28, 2021

Napkins go on the left-hand side of the plate under the fork, yes?

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago

Are you messing with me?

The truth? – You can’t handle the truth.

Well Tony, I don’t know you and don’t know where you are, so under those circumstances it would be hard to mess with you!

Aww.

Napkins don’t go on either side. They tuck into the shirt collar. Any civilized person knows that.

A sign of real love!

Which side is your bread buttered on?

Also, are you sure they should be rolled up like that?

It works both ways Dear…..

I’m easy too…but not cheap.

Well to clarify…cheap to rent but really expensive to keep.