Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 21, 2021

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    Lame, but kind of cute.

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    i_am_the_jam  almost 3 years ago

    Et tu, Johnny Bravo?

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    allen@home  almost 3 years ago

    Isn’t the kid a little old for a bedtime story. Even if it’s a Christmas one.

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    Jeff0811  almost 3 years ago

    If a kid is old enough to read, he or she generally should not be read to. I can’t help but wonder if the question of the day will be… Illiterate? To which my answer would be, “Maybe, maybe not.”

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    Sanspareil  almost 3 years ago

    Elliot has a phone, he is beyond these trite sayings of his dad!

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    Tigressy  almost 3 years ago

    Tony asked, about 10 hours ago

    Have you been nice?

    Why – what have you heard?

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    Knightman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Me??? Nice…huh!!! Maybe!!!

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    Russell Sketchley Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    For anyone who wants to hear a hilarious recitation of this, here’s Dr. Jim Henry, a music educator, director of one of the greatest barbershop choruses in the world, and a two-time international barbershop quartet contest winner. No singing here, just a really funny bit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx0OMX758tg&ab_channel=BarberShopBoy2007

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    My father used to get mixed up between Santa’s reindeer and Snowhite’s dwarfs!

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    It’s the thought. However, if you fly with just one wing, you will just go in circles….

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    JPuzzleWhiz  almost 3 years ago

    Hilarious! Well done, Tony and Gary!

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    [Sumner answers the phone while the girls are at a Christmas party]Richard Sumner: Hello? Santa Claus’s reindeer? Uh, why yes I can… let’s see, there’s Dopey, Sneezy, Grouchy, Happy, Sleepy, uh Rudolph, and Blitzen! You’re welcome! (from the classic Desk Set)

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    J. R. M.   almost 3 years ago

    Seriously kid?! No wonder you’re grades are poor and you get detention.

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    Tigressy  almost 3 years ago

    Well – everyone who thinks it’s bad that Elliot is read to should never watch TV or listen to the radio or something similar when there’s a book on the subject.

    Elliot is comfortably tugged in (by his parents), happy and sleepy – reading himself would keep him awake until he falls asleep with the lights on which isn’t good for the quality of his sleep.

    Go make your own coffee and never let anyone else cook for you.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Right up there with Cheech n Chong’s “Santa Claus and his old lady (man)”

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