Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 30, 2022

whoop-tee-doo, Stan

Tony asked, about 9 hours ago

Homework?

Still Spring cleaning I am. Be patient, young Padawan.

You can say that again. “That again.”

It all depends on your viewing angle.

Erma Bombeck wrote a funny book, “The grass is always Greener Over the Septic Tank”.

Yep… this paperwork is gonna be the death of me.

My lawn is greener than your yard! Nanner, nanner, nanner!! Pfffttt!

Unlike you, Peter is doing his civic duty by conserving water. That’s his excuse and he’s stickin’ to it.