Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 08, 2022

They must be doing something (aside from raising their parents’ phone bills).

They both need to attend Nothing U college in NoWheresVille.

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago

What are you doing?

Desperately trying to reach the closest repair-shop for our car. It’s urgent.

It’s a phone call about nothing. Even worse than a SHOW about nothing.

When dating many years ago, my wife and I would spend hours on the phone. While there were moments of silence, it never got uncomfortable. We just enjoyed the pleasure of each other’s company. Now our phone calls are quick and to the point. Big difference from being 1,000 miles away when dating to now living in the same house.

Age 45 and still sleeping on mom’s couch in the basement collecting unemployment, food stamps, and guaranteed minimum income (California)

Wait. Who is this?

this must be the current equivalent of “What do you wanna do?…I dunno what do you wanna do? …I dunno what do you wanna do? …I dunno what do you wanna do? …”

Got a short comic routine there.

They are at least not texting. That’s good…..

Oh, now I remember why I called, you need to extend your cars’ warranty.