Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 09, 2022

uh-huh

Stan this time you did right. Pete’s idea is very lame.

I had too many friends like that.

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago

Feelin’ it?

No; I’m not hungry yet.

I don’t hunger for it.

How about an app that gets rid of dumb asses?

No but…I do suddenly have a craving for some salt and pepper calamari.

Light’s out…hey, how about a nap app!!! Sometimes I scare myself

There’s already an app for that. It’s called ‘Appetizers’ and you can download it from the Google Play Store. It’s really hard to find an app that someone hasn’t already created.

Not in public.

Compared to some other apps, it ain’t the worst one or name….

Why not the App-app-app? It’s an app that helps you chose an appetizer that’s appropriate for the rest of the food you’re going to eat.

He also turned out the lights on todays classic “Geech” strip.

I went to a restaurant once and ordered just appetizers.