Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 08, 2022

way too honest, lad

That’s easy to do the 1st paper you get that needs to Beside you sign their name that way your signature always looks like theirs

Tony’s QOTD: Honest?

Some say to a fault. When I was 10 my aunt visited sporting a new hat. She asked me if I liked it and I honestly said that I thought it was ugly. My father quickly pulled me aside and introduced me to the concept of a white lie.

BTW Tony, how long have you been out of school? Teachers around here changed over to using email a long time ago.

Gasp! Some people do not have email.

I love The Parent/child staring contests.

Some things are better left unsaid…..

I thought I was really in trouble when the office called my mom in. I knew she would be shown the notes I signed for her. Worked out, the signatures were good enough that she just didn’t remember signing them.

It wasn’t me that robbed that bank, I was in the next county robbing my in-laws!

Tough call here. You tell him to be honest, so do you punish him for being honest. I think he gets off on a technicality.

True story, sophomore year of highschool, had a doctor appointment that my dad wrote me a note for and I turned it in. Big mistake as it turns out. The signature did not match the other 50 or so notes on file. Busted. I had written all the other notes myself. DUH. What was I thinking?