Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 16, 2023

since when does a green sweater not match with blue jeans?

Tony asked

Are you mature?

Like a grown-up person or like a good cheese?

I admit I am a worse driver when my wife is sitting next to me. She tends to remind me of the directions and the speed limit on a regular basis even when it’s a route I drive every day. And even on those routes, when she comments on my driving, I make mistakes I would never make on my own (like missing turns).

“I’m growing older but not up

My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck

Let those winds of time blow over my head

I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead".

Growing Older But Not Up Jimmy Buffett

When the spouse has dementia, you do have to treat them like a child.

Just keep helping him Peg”o” his heart!

It’s what wives do best and what annoys most men the worst….

She’s not treating like a child, she treating you like an idiot.

“I am not treating you like a child. Now did you remember to brush your teeth?”