Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 25, 2023

Not a lexicomane

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Are you smart?

No.

Like my mother says, it’s Something. And she’s always right.

He’s not smarter than a 5th grader.

Adadichotomy operation for an unfortunate male injury.

He a quick gun with google at his side.

I always thought a dichotomy was two army stretchers next to each other.

I could tell by his stalling tactic that answer eluded him.

I’m surprised Stan didn’t get his usual dig in. “Admit it, you don’t know.”

I’m not particularly smart.