Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 18, 2024

How many times per night

I’m up to 5 feet 10 inches, though less than I used to be!

Any plans for today?

The usual chores plus some “important” bureaucratic paperwork. Yecch.

Depends on how much coffee and iced tea I’ve been drinking.

A “Pictures Of Rita”/“Rosie”-type situation?

I do more than that during the night.

I don’t want to know