Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 10, 2015

Boomasemetary

“I have come for my REVENGE!”

They always come back.

Zomboom!

As I said previously somewhere, to get rid of a boomerang you must first break it in half, then you must bury the two pieces in separate holes!.If you bury both pieces together, they will mate and return; sometimes with their offsprings…

The problem, Horace, is that you put that thing on layaway when you first bought it; the curse began as soon as you made your down payment.:Remember — no deposit, no return. =rimshot=

The cat came back, the very next day, thought he was a goner, but the cat came back, ‘cause he couldn’t stay away.

I remember this from a few years ago. (Not really).

A boomerang has a lot in common with comments thrown casually into a conversation; they can come back to hurt you. :-))

Now it must feed.

I had a boomerang once but it never came back when I threw it. Or was it a stick I once had? Yeh it was a stick.

Oh the boomerang came back,the very next dayThey thought it was a goner but the ’rang came back

Zomboomerang.

Ah yes, it all comes back to me now!