Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 30, 2015

Pretty soon, you’ll feel it too.

It’s amazing what those little shells can do, isn’t it?

I see Horace has a new shellphone…

I can too!Well, it is just three streets over from me…

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(“Girl from Ipanema” plays)

I wonder how much he shelled out for the experience.

After looking at those waves I realized Samson can actually draw when he wants to…