Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 20, 2016

I was going to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patience

Such cutting remarks today.

But you have ‘style’ Horace.

At least Horace didn’t develop a taste for the blue ointment.

Dr. Hutchinson?

When I traveled to Europe, I missed not getting to Lick The Stein in Germany…

came to the realization that puns are just one step above fart jokes in the hierarchy of juvenile humor. and farts are hilarious.

I used to work in Waukegan

In a department store,

I used to work in Waukegan,

I did but I don’t anymore.

A lady came in for a felt hat,

We sold them in the store;

Felt she wanted, felt she got,

That’s why I’m not there anymore.

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Benny Bell rules.

Back when Horace was a gay blade…

I would’ve been a pretty good bartender, cos have found out to feel tender in a bar. Especially when someone offers me Irish coffee or whisky on the rocks.

Then how old you have to be to dye? Was it Jethro Tull who sang “Too old to rock ‘n’ roll, too young to dye?” Jagger is over 70 years and still sings in a band. But he is still too young to dye?

how stupid is this comic today

I’m sure it was only by a hair that he didn’t get chosen. The main thing is to try again, and curry favour with some of the local barbers. Plus, don’t let depression colour your views of the trade.

He was a cut above the rest but failed to make it a permanent gig.

We could vote to see if Horace should pursue his dream; it’ll be a barber poll.

This is where we part.