Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 29, 2017

I guess he’s gonna take that lying down.

Nice try, bro.

Sitting is the new smoking; which makes me wonder, what happens if you smoke while you sit?

Most every job I’ve had was tied to a chair, and here I am in my seventh decade.Oh, I smoked and drank for two decades. I’m not saying that it was a healthy life style, I’m just saying that it worked for me!

Works for me.

I like the way you think, Horace!

Reading that way will make your eyeballs sink into your skull.

There was once a novelty song about a man who hated exercise (“aerobicising” in particular), and some of the lyrics were:

“I’d rather walk than run, sit than stand, and lying down is the closest thing to heaven for this fat man.”

His right eye reads the right page and left the left page, cos of that big snout in the middle. Right eye is always ahead in the plot…

Let’s couchercize!

Over the years, it seems that pretty much anything one can do is considered a health hazard.

Good Horsie.