Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 16, 2018

Gravity vs. Fig Newton?

Horace’s muzzle must have a special attraction power…

Today, the fruit trees attack!

He needs an orange tree so he can compare apples to oranges.

Coming next: Orchard Chainsaw Massacre.

Watch out, I hear they fall in pears.

Bad luck, apparently.

Horace needs to pick a tree with a lighter fruit…like him.

Next the whole tree will fall on him.

Apearantly Horace is a slow learner.

Have a lump? Have a pair.

Later in the year, he’ll sit under the second tree again, and a partridge will fall on him.

Sit under enough trees, Horace, and you will have the makings of a great fruit salad.

I would have expected a watermelon to fall from the tree.

♫♪ Give pears a chance ♫♪

I thought peaches could hurt less. But…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ

An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry…Any good thing to make us all merry!

Be grateful Horace. It’s the only free lunch you will likely have.

When an apple lands anywhere near my horse, she eats it.