Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 16, 2019

Because you didn’t listen…

If you had been listening when she said everything was fine, you would have known that it wasn’t.

Watch out when they say, “Go ahead, if that’s what you want to do.”

OK – I tell people if there’s something I don’t like (politely). But I also appreciate anything done right and mention it to them.

Some get scared by that honesty. But I like me that way.

Welcome to my world Horace! I feel your pain!

Don’t you know Horace, Melody expects you to be a mind reader…she hasn’t perfected the art of communication…..

Horace. You misspelled your girlfriend’s name. It’s spelled “Malady”.

If you don’t know, she’s not telling you.

I feel real sorry for him. He just isn’t hearing it, is he?

It’s a female thing.

This sooooooo happens. “Well if you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you!” Seriously.

Horace, we can’t help… sit down on a stool… this is what bartenders are good for…!

Curious. I was aware that at least among Houyhnhnms they have telepathy between them. Maybe at some point they lose contact between the sexes…and suffer the same as humans do in this. Yahoos are a different thing entirely.

Typical female logic…