Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 20, 2020

Term and conditions for toilet paper rationing?

“Terms & Conditions are like the bible – most never read it, they just scroll to the bottom and click, “I agree”.

I’ve read through the entire “terms and conditions” for things once or twice, just out of curiosity, but mostly I ignore them, and plan to weasel out of anything that doesn’t suit me.

Of course, that could pit my weaseling skills against professional weasels.

I remember with fondness the Dilbert cartoon where he forgot to read the software TOS and became a pool boy for Bill Gates.

The sheep have gone modern. No more jumping for free.

doing so could put the city the never sleeps, to sleep….. night night, Horace… sweet dreams….!

Finally, he discovers how to get to sleep.

For a few years after college, if I wanted to get to sleep I would just have to think back to a calculus lecture.

EULA for dreams

EU directives for farmers have the same impact

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