Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 29, 2021

100 percent will be reached when the bolt of lightning strikes him.

Somedays I feels the whole universe is after me.

So was that hail that clobbered Horace? If it was just an increase in the downpour, I’d have expected a special little cloud directly overhead, just for him…

So much for pathos….

That’s more pathos than Joe Btfsplk ever had.

One more percent and Horace would have crossed over from “pathos” to “bathos”.

I want to know who is the 1%’er is?

Pathos logical.

Neigh-ver leave umbrella home when rain is forecasted!

I learned how to pronounce KNIGHT properly from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: kin- ig-it

When it hits 100, sell.

so the fact of the meter is, Horace is found to be all wet again…!

I have never read the comments here before…you guys are funny!