Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 29, 2021

Engineer: this glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

The sunday’s 3 in 1 specials are the full monty (and no half full or empty ones, tell ya!)

Positive or Negative person? “I’m positive things will go wrong.”

Optimistic Pessimist or a Pessimistic Optimist?

I am a Dadaist; my glass is full of wine and it has a moustache.

My glass is empty, my coffee mug however is about 1/3 full.

C1 – Good thing Horace landed the box right side up…! C2 – Great analog to digital translation there Horace…! C3 – The next Opti/Pessi-meeting has been postponed for a weak and a half…!

I dont care if my coffee cup is half full or half empty, as long as there is more in the pot

Would it disturb your little metaphysical world if I told you that somebody stole my glass?

Mines halfway to a refill.

Well, that tears it.

My glass is milk.

Get a smaller glass…

I just drank half a glass. Optimist or pessimist?

Realist :

The glass is filled up to half its volume by the liquid. The rest half of its volume is filled by air. So, you see, the glass isn’t really empty.

Tequila & Sprite