Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 26, 2021

Et tu, Care-a-lot?

If you distribute this product on a grand scale your CAREer will start to gallop

That’s a lot of effort to show you don’t care. Someone must really care about not caring.

I guess he doesn’t have a care in the world.

Similar to the indifference meter, but without the negative side of the scale.

Meh.

Horse? You no call me horse! I’m Horace to you! And I couldn’t care less, if you must know!

Did Horace not care about installing the 4 – AA batteries…?

Where is that on a scale of “Meh” to “OMG!” ?

Kinda like my F-ometer which indicates how many of those I am giving. The needle is usually on ‘0’

A valuable public service

Eh, I didn’t care to get one of those metres.

He’s not functioning at all well. I for one am no immured to society.

It should be in every home so you can check your readings. I assume it is calibrated for Houyhnhnms here.

A “Care-o-Meter” works as well as a Voight-Kampff device used to find sociopaths and psychopaths among us. Nexus replicants have small, weak emotional responses. The ones who fail are noted through cross referenced interrogation once the baseline is set.

https://bladerunner.fandom.com/wiki/Voight-Kampff_test

It’s broken. He cared to measure. I cared to tell. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQhX8PbNUWI

Dang! My “Give-a-Damner” is broke, too! (Been broke for years. I never cared to fix it.)