Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 13, 2022

Is ‘rhythmical’ a word?

I will try to remember that one about laughter.

I recently saw a digital clock run on potato power. Took a surprising number of potatoes.

“A day without sunshine is like . . . night!” —Steve Martin

Well, me uses potato batteries. They charges me up when me plugs em into me tummy.

I couldn’t stop laughing from the hospital to the deceased teacher.

I thought Horace was born in a barn. My horse was.

and the teacher says “comb your hair and stand up straight…!”

When people ask what my sign is, I say “No U-turns.”

I looked it up and today is not National Dad Joke Day

Potato batteries are worthless. What really works is the big-vat-of-sauerkraut battery. Yes, it is a real thing and it does work (but you have to really like fermented cabbage). :)

Singing a human song obviously because Houyhnhnms do not burgle or need hospitals or die.

One time the hospital was being renovated and they had a temporary sign out front that was broken so that it spelled “HO SPITAL”. My dad thought it was hilarious, but I didn’t get the joke.