Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 01, 2023

Just stop bathing, Horace, and no one will want to be close to you.

wear lots of deodorant… including your friendame’s.

Keep your enemies as far away as possible. Block them and ignore them. Forget they ever existed. It will drive them NUTS.

and you’ll find them all at the Horsehead Tavern for Happy Hour…!

Careful Horace….some may still be enemies…in disguise.

If you keep score of life by how many enemies you have made, it’s a sad life.

Horace should reach out to them, and make them an offer they can’t refuse.

A phrase I detest. “Reach out”. What happened to contact, call, talk to, etc