Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 09, 2023

The first two are funny. The last is a real night-mare…

Some guys consider themselves babe magnets, but they don’t function as such.

This is no weirder than a dream I had just last month. It included Hank Schrader of Breaking Bad and me eating the machine heads off of a Taylor guitar.

My advice: an apple a day

(as a whole in the snout)

Keeps the inner child’s karaoke away

(No doubt!)

Hear the truth – even if it’s hard to swallow:

There is no smaller microphone, at least not that I know!

On Sundays the fun is triple, not double

A mag-network to the Fridge outta Water trouble

Water you dreaming horsie?

I always keep a fridge magnet on me for such occasions.

It’s important that one gets the special fridge seeking magnets.

If only!

C3 – Horace should drink water before counting sheep….!

C1 & 2… Horace, you need an ultrasound mic… go to AcmeManufacturing.com…!

now that’s a strong magnet. :D

Aaaaaah! Home sweet home!

That’s a powerful fridge magnet.

…and I thought my dreams were weird

I have heard advice about “eating” the microphone but that’s quite literal.

Horace …..you sure have some weird dreams …… :)

Horace should put that amplifier on foal volume.

R.E.M. Rapid Emergency Magnet.

Panel 3: I wonder if Horace is a fan of The Cramps.

It led the horse to water (I hope there’s water or some beverage in there).