Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 20, 2023

Just tell them all that Bill doesn’t live there anymore.

Demand that Samson pay you for appearing here. Why should he get all the royalties ?

Not a workhorse?

I’ve heard they’re looking for horses at the glue factory…

OK; too dark even for Horace.

Barista? – Excellent coffee, but since he’s his own best customer…

Gardening? – OK; he delivers the manure, but has no green thumb (or any, they’d be black anyways)

Lumberjack! – And that’s OK.

Makes me hyperventilate just thinking about having that many bills.

how about zero jobs. :D

Oh Horace…better trot down and apply for a job….or they’ll be knocking on the door

Horace, ever consider adding a fireplace…?

When we had a $200 grocery bill recently I turned to my wife and said, "will we live to see $1000 grocery bills?

Yeah, let’s start with that first job and work from there, howabout?

how about “Elevator Operator”…?

Horace is less a workhorse, and more a hobby horse.

Horace optimistically thought that was all fan posts coming all year.

send them to accounting

Go Bills!

That’s why we have to work so much. Too many people called their so s William