Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 26, 2023

Old joke: To catch a squirrel, go up a tree and act like a nut.

My fridge doesn’t have a 180 degree setting.

Is it okay if I think like a refrigerator instead of a bus?

Apparently these tips and tricks haven’t caught on much.

Run and catch one, walk and take them all.

Please leave in an orderly fashion so as not to cause confusion….

What’s the use in having your fridge upside down?

And remember that a bus will flee if startled, so you have to carefully sneak up on it where it least expects it in order to catch it.

Best TED Talk ever!

I don’t see how gaining 6,000 pounds, wheezing and farting at all the stops is going to help me catch a bus. :)

I just tried all 3. And I’m happy to report they all work!

On your dating tip ……. Put the D*mn phone away and talk (actual words) to your date …… :0

add to tip 3 – and buy the first 4 rounds of drinks….!

alternative to Tip 2 switch the door hinges to the other side…!

add to tip 1 – and blow nasty-smelling exhaust out your back end…!