Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 02, 2023

Actually, petting dangerous animals can bring your heart rate all the way down.

However, petting a shark will raise your heart rate. *

Sometimes petting my cat can be dangerous.

*Please consult a physician, veterinarian, and or pet owner before petting an animal that you are not familiar with.

*The publishers of this comic are not responsible for any injuries that may occur due to the content of this comic.

You forgots to includes bear on that list. No pets bears.

the disclaimer helps…

Hey, I resemble that remark!

Covering your asterisk.

My Favorite Part™ was “giant hornets.”

This century has had many philosophical quips and misnomers. Everyone’s a wise guy!

Horace would always research before making statement, though.

Bison seem to be real popular.

Skunks make great pets… let us know how that works out for you…!

Don’t pet the fluffy cows (warning sign at Yellowstone NP)

What about lots of little hornets?

Tbh I’ve always wanted to pet Horace. Am I the only one? Im not right?

I’ve heard it said that every time you pet a dog, you add one day to your life. No disclaimer!

Spot on. I miss my best fur-buddy everyday. He really helped me feel calm at times; just by petting him!

There are plenty of ways to distract people.*

The report I read just said, “Petting an animal can lower heart rate.” My immediate thought was that it probably doesn’t do the human any harm, either. :)

*In fact, do not pet any animal that does not want to be petted.

Or put baby bison in your car because you think they’re cold.

welcome to arguable liability