Van Gogh’s Relatives (From the Brockton Enterprise’s e-humor column) His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U. Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh His Magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar Gogh The constipated uncle: Cant Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst: E. Gogh The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh And a niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
Imagine 12 months ago
And it’s only been down hill since 1984. At least politically. Many politicians took it to be a book of instructions.
BasilBruce 12 months ago
One thing about Van Gogh—everything you said to him went in one ear and stayed there.
davewhamond creator 12 months ago
Horace, just let it Gogh.
Gent 12 months ago
Eh by the time me is thinks of photograph me foods me is already eating it.
Tigressy 12 months ago
Take “1984” plus “Brave New World” and you have modern society, “information”-wise.
Dobber Premium Member 12 months ago
Two glasses of wine and a croissant! Sounds like a good start to the day.
nancyb creator 12 months ago
Loved the Van Gogh joke. The Dutch painters loved to paint their food.
i_am_the_jam 12 months ago
The worst part is that there are people who actually WANT to know what others just ate. :P :P :P
InTraining Premium Member 12 months ago
C1 – so Horace picked the “Z” team over the “A” team…!
InTraining Premium Member 12 months ago
C2 – 1984, actually not that long ago Horace, I was 42 and 42 + 42 = 84 so there…!
InTraining Premium Member 12 months ago
C3 – well, finally an explanation for Mona Lisa’s smile….!
pat sandy creator 12 months ago
the Van Grand Slam Breakfast™
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Make sure there’s butter in all the nooks and crannies when you copy that painting…..
Dobie Premium Member 12 months ago
I wonder if Dali’s breakfast just…… oozed down the table to the floor?
mistercatworks 12 months ago
Never have understood why someone would think other people want you to “regurgitate” your meal online as photos.
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
HA! Vincent van Gogh had an excuse, what is ours?
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
I’m compelled to post this…..☺️☺️☺️
Van Gogh’s Relatives (From the Brockton Enterprise’s e-humor column) His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U. Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh His Magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar Gogh The constipated uncle: Cant Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst: E. Gogh The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh And a niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Van Gogh had his “still life”, Horace might have his “stall life”.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 12 months ago
You have a lot of “wants” today, Horace.
Doug K 12 months ago
There is an “I” in “THIS TEAM”.
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
1984 arrived and everybody volunteered to give up their freedom.
BaconBoyCamper 12 months ago
Hey! Of course there is an ”I” in TEAM:
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