Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 07, 2024

At least you can say you stood up to them.

They were refined. Instead of throwing tomatoes, they gave you tomato products…

And not just cheap store brands ketchup either, but the good stuff. Heinz.

To put on the pie’s they’re about to throw at you.

That could get you eaten on UFO.

Nice nod to Mike Baldwin!

At least it was a Vegan crowd

the last guy out the door handed it to him…!

At least it wasn’t a sushi bar, Horace!

any sheep in the crowd?

Management didn’t want a mess on stage so they refined their tactics!

I’m hoping the bed starts to walk!

… and a restraining order.

count condiments to go back to sleep.

I was admiring how the light from the window was crossing the wall when I stumbled across a personalized Easter egg! Very cool! Thanks, Samson quite the honor!

Say, maybe if I try Spanish-language stand-up, I can score free salsa.

A very >sophisticated< tomato was out walking, her little tomatoes following. One lagged behind. “Ketchup!” she shouted.

In Heinz sight, they weren’t too tough.