Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 26, 2024

When the movie “300” was being advertised, the way the number was printed made me think the movie was called “Zoo.”

Elephants can’t jump.

Is that an ele-font?

Jumbo no jumpo.

comin’ through!

What font would that be! ㋡

The font makes it appear as ZOO. Important?

next up, 200 kangaroos…. sweet dreams, Horace…!

To really emphasize the punchline, I woulda gone with a whole bunch of different animals.

This is why fonts are important. This is an ele-font.

doh! at 1st I thought it was some foreign alphabet.

This joke also works in Japanese, where “zoo” (also written as zō, zou, or zoh, depending on the system) is the word for elephant.

Just when you think Samson could not possibly come up with another twist on “counting sheep” …

Well, I won’t mention the “elephant in the panel”.

The Smithsonian says an elephant can’t jump. And asks "Why should a 16000lb animal have too? Now the big question is. Where is the pachyderm going with the fence? Many sheep want to know!

What time is it when an elephant uproots your fence? Time to get a new fence.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh.

Ha! This is why it’s so important to consider the font when counting sheep.

They tried but it caused flat feet…..eternally.

It’s going to be a long night. :)

Bad font choice.

who dreams in decorative fonts?

Elephants used to work for the circus. It being a traveling show, the crew had to break camp and set up at the next venue. Animals helped to raise a really big tent without heavy machinery.