Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 28, 2024

I could make a joke about Horace not having a peel anymore, but it would just lie flat.

Instead of the can-can…

We are en-pranced, dancing around the issue. Truly, a moving story.

dancin’ machine…

Wait! Is that “Whoa-Can’t Can’t?” … or just “Can’t-Can’t?”

Happy Thanksgiving! … oh, and to you too, Horace! That should heal by Christmas.

Horace, your slip is showing.

don’t um – break a leg

Oh, I banana dance with somebody, I banana feel the heat with somebody, Yeah, I banana dance with somebody, With somebody who loves me….!

LOL Imagine a horse trying to do the can-can! OMG I doubt dressage condones that skill.

Has anyone actually seen a person slip on a banana peel outside of a cartoon?

Signed: Curious in Los Osos

To get to the hiking trail from my house I need to cross a street and there was’s a banana peel smack in the middle so I said watch some clumsy fool step on it.

Usually, “whoa” is said TO horses.