I usually buy my socks at Costco in one of those 10 or 12 pack so if I lose or damage one I always have a spare. The only problem is that now I three left footed socks and five for the right.
Check the dryer… there’s this monster that lives there and feeds on your socks! But it you offer-up those HIS/HERS bath towels that you don’t like, it might strike a deal!
It was probably when she had to cover the bunions, that she decided enough was enough. She could live up the single life, in the back of a sock drawer.
The white sock evokes a baseball-related theme. To me, anyway. And I briefly thought, Wait, does the brown sock go on over the white one? And it just occurred to me that it’s no surprise that there’s no team called the Brown Sox.
rekam Premium Member 10 months ago
Love both Ernie and Jonesy’s comments.
The Duke 10 months ago
I usually buy my socks at Costco in one of those 10 or 12 pack so if I lose or damage one I always have a spare. The only problem is that now I three left footed socks and five for the right.
Imagine 10 months ago
Put a sock in it.
Or sock it to me.
Imagine 10 months ago
Well, this socks….
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
It all came out in the wash.
3hourtour Premium Member 10 months ago
…Socks are just what I want for Christmas…
…compression…
…that go up to almost the knee…
…with artsie-fartsie designs on them…
…you’ll shoot your eye out, kid…
markkahler52 10 months ago
Darn socks!!
Dobie Premium Member 10 months ago
Check the dryer… there’s this monster that lives there and feeds on your socks! But it you offer-up those HIS/HERS bath towels that you don’t like, it might strike a deal!
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Maybe he’ll turn up one day, when you least expect it….then you can SOCK it to him! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
ladykat 10 months ago
The dryer ate their mates.
Lady loves a joke 10 months ago
It was probably when she had to cover the bunions, that she decided enough was enough. She could live up the single life, in the back of a sock drawer.
Tired 10 months ago
I started to throw away all of my socks but then I got cold feet.
ericlscott creator 10 months ago
Socks are funny!
JPuzzleWhiz 10 months ago
Is he gonna get “hose-d”? d;o)
Howard'sMyHero 10 months ago
SOCKS IN DRYERS … the final frontier!
To lonely go where no partner has gone before …!
( twilight zone? )
( CaFfEiNe! )
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Sweet defeet.
Amanda El-Dweek creator 10 months ago
I like mismatched socks anyway.
coltish1. 10 months ago
The white sock evokes a baseball-related theme. To me, anyway. And I briefly thought, Wait, does the brown sock go on over the white one? And it just occurred to me that it’s no surprise that there’s no team called the Brown Sox.
MissyTiger 10 months ago
Socks to be you!
stillfickled Premium Member 10 months ago
Where’s Mooch?