Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for October 26, 2024

People, pumpkin spice DOES NOT have any pumpkin in it.

Time to squash those ideas.

Spicing things up a bit…

What do you call your relatives working the leaver at the well?

Pump Kin.

I can’t remember… didn’t “Pumpkin Spice” sing in one of those Girl Groups?

Go for the egg nog!!

She said "So long country bumpkin, the frost is gone now from the pumpkin, I’ve seen some sights and life’s been something. See ya later country bumpkin.

Lyrics: Country Bumpkin

Vampire pumpkin should have fangs.

Aaaaacckk!

Could be a relative!

Sadistic as they come! ☹️

He wants to be someone’s sweetie-pie.

It’s like when pigs have ham for breakfast

Pumpkin cannibal.

Pumpkin PIE Spice, legal in all 50 states.

I guess there are folks who don’t bake or cook and have been confused by the spice companies making pre-blended combinations. So if they think there is pumpkin in pumpkin spice do they believe there are Italians in Italian herb mixes? Heh heh.

I can’t believe it took 26 days to make this happen …!

( nationally speaking )

Pedant time:

Pumpkin pie spice is the combo used for pies, no pumpkin.

Pumpkin spice might contain pumpkin as well. For example, Starbucks does include pumpkin in their pumpkin spice latte. Pumpkin spice donuts usually have pumpkin as well.

So, yeah, Jack is a sicko!