We used to live next door to an old lady with about 20 cats. One day the mailman noticed that she had not collected her mail for several days….
I live alone, but my cat only eats highly processed foods. Like take-out from Domino’s, or something. It’s conceivable that she would order a pizza online and the delivery man would find me and call an ambulance.
And then, the cat would poop on your nose.
A dog will eat you to, when it gets hungry enough. The dog WILL feel bad about it, though. Cats, not so much.
At least the cat will chase the rats off of you.
Why your lips and eyelids?
Thomas R. Williams over 10 years ago
We used to live next door to an old lady with about 20 cats. One day the mailman noticed that she had not collected her mail for several days….
Laura Chapman over 10 years ago
I live alone, but my cat only eats highly processed foods. Like take-out from Domino’s, or something. It’s conceivable that she would order a pizza online and the delivery man would find me and call an ambulance.
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
And then, the cat would poop on your nose.
docopenhaver over 10 years ago
A dog will eat you to, when it gets hungry enough. The dog WILL feel bad about it, though. Cats, not so much.
TripleAxel over 10 years ago
At least the cat will chase the rats off of you.
CommanderCreative over 7 years ago
Why your lips and eyelids?