This is the only reason some people live in cold climates. They suffer from petophobia which doesn’t mean they are afraid of fido, they are afraid of farts. And they will be watching so if you fart where they can see it, they will have to protect themselves by pulling out their lighters and setting your ass on fire.
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
I never thought of that.
Ida No over 8 years ago
In Minnesota, most farts never make it out of the snow pants.
Ida No over 8 years ago
Only in the presence of other women.There was a Monty Python episode on that.
erin.adamic Premium Member over 8 years ago
Well, they don’t really need to see them, do they? After all, we have five senses, not one …
Steven Wright over 8 years ago
Without the visual cue we would just assume it’s the oldest male around.
Petemejia77 over 8 years ago
That shouldn’t be a fear. That should be a blessing!!
Joyce Melton over 8 years ago
This is the only reason some people live in cold climates. They suffer from petophobia which doesn’t mean they are afraid of fido, they are afraid of farts. And they will be watching so if you fart where they can see it, they will have to protect themselves by pulling out their lighters and setting your ass on fire.
Ringo Joy over 2 years ago
I guess I live at the equator line where there is no winter