DeFlocked by Jeff Corriveau for December 22, 2024

Sounds like a weiner. I’ll take mine with mustard.

A key response.

I write checks, if they don’t want them I’ll gladly take them back.

Said it before: bake cookies. Premade dough, cupcake papers, small round tins, bow & label. Done!

Every car needs a truckstop ball sack except for a Prius.

Converting to Judaism wouldn’t help Mamet this year. Hanukkah and Christmas occur on the same week.