Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 21, 2020

SURPRISE!!! I wouldn’t put that past Lil.

Well, that reminds me…

Ray Stevens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FJNZyhRfA4

Meanwhile I’ve never been approached by AARP. I’ll be 65 in June!

So, they ….”sprung” it on you! Yup, I went there

It’s one of the cheap Android phones. They gotta make their money back somehow.

Can’t keep a good man down. POP!

THANK you, Edna…

It was buried in with all the ads for cemeteries.

Reminds me of the Irish guy who rigged his casket to put out a distress recording in his own voice at his graveside ceremony:

“Hello?” followed by banging noises, then: “Let me out. Is that the priest I can hear?” …l

It is a favorite of vampires and other “undead”.

Okay, now I totally want a “pop up casket” for when I kick the bucket. Bwahaha

kinda like a toaster – if broken instead of just having you sit up – it hurls you out and into the 5th or 6th row of people at your funeral. oh, dear – there goes grandpa!!!!