Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 17, 2021

Zero love.

I was out there last week. I had the fish and eggs omelette. They call it the Surf and l’Oeuf.

Seems the waitress bounced from one table to another…

she should’ve been suspicious when the waiter served and the umpired called foul…

Check out the prices, that’s quite a racket they’ve got going. The ingredients are pretty cheap, so it’s all net.

How’s the service? I can’t fault it.

Edna’s version of Hooters, she wasn’t there for the food, she was there for the tennis ball boy.

Look left … Look right … Look left … Look right … repeat? No, No, No … you’ll get a cricket neck …! Crikey

“Where is it located?”

“Down in the Volley…”

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They have a no return policy.

And being next to the highway, the trucks make too much of a racket…