Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 21, 2021

Hey, I wanna go there!

Yet there are those who think that eating bacon is a mortal sin.

A famous quotation says “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”. But I think that’s wrong. The quote obviously is about bacon.

A Religious Experience? Most folks call that a heart attack, Sam!

You can smell the bacon smoke all over town! Unless that’s the forest on fire again.

Lil better watch out. Sam’s kinda sweet on the cook there. His pet name for her is Epiphany.

I went to a buffet once and I saw Cod!

That’s why I’m afraid of buffets…the food may kill me and I’ll have a final religious experience….oy

When I eat spaghetti, I have a religious experience.

I’m a Pastafarian.

Saw a bright light before the EMT hit him with the defibrillator.

i remember when i could eat bacon… sigh

Can’t beat a good BLT sandwich in the summer time.

Baconed Alaska for dessert …!

I didn’t get any bacon in my spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam…

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

All three panels are nearly exactly the same. Efficient cartooning or lazy cartoonist?

BACON!!!!!!

Normally, bacon improves everything. But I bought to try a 1.9 litre of clamato (you can buy spicy, plain, and siracchi too) that had “taste of bacon” on the label. In a group who normally likes clamato, we all declared it foul and undrinkable and poured it out.